Joker King - find funny jokes from here.

The line at KFC.

At least he took 300 infidels with him too.

So every once in a while, when no one"s looking...you just have to stick it in a handicap one.

2 tight ends and a wide receiver

Most of them are gold diggers

Put Velcro on the ceiling and tell it to jump

Horses

"Dad!!" my daughter screamed. "Mike is lovely!" "I know." I replied. "I was talking to him."

Spray and pray.

It's that some kids would rather kill themselves than lose a bit of weight.

Nothing, don't give a shit if either get fired.

I asked, "Excuse me, do you have a pen?" She replied, "Yes, why?" I said, "Well, you better get back in it before the farmer realizes that you've escaped."

Over 200 years, yoghurt develops a culture

Now it doesn't work. Then I painted white, hoping it would work hard. Now the whole system is corrupt. Then I painted it yellow, hoping it would fix itself. Now the drivers have crashed.

Now she's got two dead dogs.

It's weird because they usually pick cotton.

whipped cream

Nicaragua

Hand him a used tampon and ask what period it came from

Just ask Gianna Bryant.

...The secretary says, "We don't allow blacks at this club." However there's a club 10 minutes down the road that take blacks. "Furious, Bolt replies "do you know who I am? I'm Usain fucking Bolt!" "Oh, sorry, " replies the Secretary. "In that case, it's 5 minutes down the road! " ___ xpost - r/sickipedia

Paul Walker made it to at least 90 before he died.

If god is black and we are supposedly all his children then makes it sense that we never see him.

The execution.

Crime stoppers.

A white woman watching it on tv

Jk it's just clones of turtles.

Under the sea!

so that when people say "are you fucking retarded" I can say yes

A Sandy Hook survivor.